Did you know that beauty is only skin deep? You did? Then you probably know that ugly is bone deep. You read that right. Arthur Bloch’s laws are full of witty words for those in need of a fun moment in their speeches, writing or just to read to while away the boredom of every day. These one liners will get you rolling on the floor, laughing to your heart’s content. If it and everything else fails though, just follow instructions. After all, Murphy said so!